Apple and BlackRock getting into crypto?
Uniswap surpasses Bitcoin
While many investment banks are diving deep, the world’s largest asset manager, BlackRock is still studying Bitcoin. Specifically, it’s studying how to offer a fund that exactly mirrors Bitcoin’s price movement but charges a 5% fee and keeps half of the profits.
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Carl Icahn is considering investing $1.5 billion into crypto. Or as Elon Musk likes to call it, one DOGE.
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Coinbase is investing into an Indonesian crypto exchange. Likely to be called CoinBali, the exchange will use proof-of-ultraspirituality as its 2FA.
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Apple is hiring someone with crypto experience. Get ready for iBitcoin - same as BTC but at 10x the price and obsolete in a year.
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Uniswap’s V2 and V3 each generate more fee revenue than Bitcoin. It’s almost as if utility matters [gasps].
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